"Like I said before, my name is John Korpan. I'm from a division of the Canadian government called the Ministry of Extraordinary Threats. Despite the name, it has very little to do with supervillains- that's mostly handled out of the Governor-General's office. We're actually significantly older than most of the major manifestations of super-powers. It's just that we're a lot quieter, because the things we deal with aren't the sort of danger that would do the public at large any good at all to hear about. If you've heard of us, I'll be really surprised."
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"Like I said before, my name is John Korpan. I'm from a division of the Canadian government called the Ministry of Extraordinary Threats. Despite the name, it has very little to do with supervillains- that's mostly handled out of the Governor-General's office. We're actually significantly older than most of the major manifestations of super-powers. It's just that we're a lot quieter, because the things we deal with aren't the sort of danger that would do the public at large any good at all to hear about. If you've heard of us, I'll be really surprised."