"Sure, though the fast may only be fixed by the sort of coffee maker you own." All he can really do is shrug. "The fastest non-Milliways machine I know of right now is the Keurig and it makes decent coffee in seconds..."

Hrmm... fast seems to be the order of the...*snerk* Daye it would seem. "Hettie here is one of a kind, and really only available here in Milliways. Security tends to use them on especially difficult events I think, because I've only ever smelled their blend in use."

Yes, Milliways' coffee machine has a name. Everyone can register a total lack of surprise here.

"There's seven filters and Hettie's got their own ever-lasting reservoir, and you'd find yourself having either seven strength coffee in a single pot or seven carafes of the same blend if we fired them up right now."