Eh, they'll probably both end up running off all the calories in the next day or so.

"Macaroni noodles." Tyler's got the onion peeled and giving it a rough chop before putting it into a saucepan with the meat. A pot lined with a wire cage gets filled with water before getting set onto a burner next to the saucepan. Both burners get turned on while Tyler finds a step-stool to stand on before the saucepan starts sizzling.

"Janine, the lady who works with Uncle Ray showed me how to do this..."