"Don't get violent with them, these guys like that stuff happening to them." Beauford calls as he gets out a cellphone to make a discreet to call Concrete Jungle's front desk, and a minute later the burly man from the door is leaning out into the cold looking their way.

Now the two would-be muggers actually look a little scared and start running. Soon followed by the burly man and the six-armed dog-lady from before.

"Well that was fun." Beauford winces, rubbing at his left side. "Let's catch that bus."